From the Pleated Jeans humor site.
*Massachusetts has the worst drivers (probably the reason they call them Massholes).
*Alaska has the highest suicide rate (must resist the temptation to insert the obligatory Sarah Palin comment).
*Mississippi and Alabama are associated with Stroke and Obesity - not surprising since the mantra in the Deep South is "If it ain't fried, it ain't food."
*Louisiana has the highest rate of Gonorrhea - maybe that's why they call it "the big easy".
*Texas has the lowest high school graduation rate - certainly explains their voting patterns.
Well, I suppose there are worse things than being labeled the Nerdiest state.